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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Someone at work jacked my work shoes!',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<img src="/img/CC_BY-SA_4.0/y.st./weblog/2019/06/14.jpg" alt="Embroidery floss on floss bobbins" class="framed-centred-image" width="800" height="480"/>
<section id="diet">
	<h2>Dietary intake</h2>
	<p>
		For breakfast, I had 38 grams of cereal and 134 grams of soy milk.
		For lunch, I had 300 grams of cream potatoes with shredded carrots mixed in.
		For dinner, I had 281 grams of the same.
		I also snacked on 253 grams of pretzels.
	</p>
	<p>
		I&apos;m going to try cooking with potatoes and carrots more for a while.
		My carrots are literally sprouting in my refrigerator, and my potatoes are starting to shrivel up a bit.
		I really should get them used up before they can&apos;t be used at all.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="floss">
	<h2>Winding floss</h2>
	<p>
		I spent the day winding my various colours of embroidery floss onto floss bobbins to make it easier to find the colours I need as I work on my project.
		It was a nice, relaxing activity, but it also took all day, so I didn&apos;t have time for anything else before work.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="battery">
	<h2>Mobile battery</h2>
	<p>
		My mobile battery was due to arrive in the mail today.
		It hasn&apos;t shown up though.
		Hopefully it&apos;ll show up in the next few days.
		It&apos;d be preferable to have it before school starts, in case that one course really does involve the development of mobile applications.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="shoes">
	<h2>Shoes</h2>
	<p>
		I keep my work shoes in one of the back rooms at my workplace, and change into them every day when I get to work.
		When I went to change shoes today though, I found they were missing.
		Someone jacked my shoes!
	</p>
	<p>
		Honestly, it wouldn&apos;t surprise me if the owner dropped by on one of my days off and just threw them out.
		They&apos;ve got a total disregard for the property of others, as does the head manager.
		That said, I don&apos;t think the head manager would have done it.
		I think they recognize my shoes, given how many times they&apos;ve commented on them while I&apos;ve been wearing them.
		Whether stolen and kept or stolen and thrown out though, my shoes are gone, which it rather frustrating.
		They only cost me \$30 $a[USD], but they&apos;re still the most expensive shoes I&apos;ve ever owned.
		I&apos;m not happy that I&apos;ll likely have to replace them now.
		I&apos;ll put it off as long as I can though.
		The shoes might show up in the mean time, or at the very least, I might find out what happened to them.
		Not likely though.
	</p>
</section>
END
);
